Body Butter - Unicorn Farts
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Unicorns are well-known magical creatures, the product of a one-night-stand between a magical narwhal called Beatrice, and an alcoholic horse with low-grade narcolepsy called Kevin. Or something. Anyway, we’ve gone to great lengths to replica the sparkly, fruity scent that is a trouser trumpet from the horned equines, featuring notes of bubble gum, vanilla, banana, grapefruit, strawberry, a couple of dashes of rainbow, three hand-spans of fabulous, and of course, fresh un-distilled Unicorn Toots!
All Wick'ety Wack Body Butter products are hand-made by our expert team of Memelords in Sydney, Australia, using locally-sourced ingredients. Ain’t nobody got time to import ingredients responsible for making your skin smell nice, so we make all our body butter on-site and do not rely on any form of witchcraft, whatsoever.
This body butter also contains Bio-Degradable Glitter
INGREDIENTS: Purified Water, Almond Oil, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Apricot Kernel Oil, Glyceryl Stearate, Shea Butter, Sodium Stearate, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Fragrance Oil, Preservative, Mica.